Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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