you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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