i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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