Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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