Ambien. No doubt about it.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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