No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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