So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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