Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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