her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Randomize
