I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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