i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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