***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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