Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
