You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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