im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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