BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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