I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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