I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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