Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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