it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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