gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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