It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
they're like a gay fantastic four
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
we're so committed to being not committed
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