forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
So squirting runs in the family.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Randomize
