Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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