Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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