No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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