Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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