Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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