the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Use "feeling words"
Yay
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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