Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
pop tarts are not kleenex
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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