This girl is more easily done than said...
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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