I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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