The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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