I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
