oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize
