we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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