I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
i out mim tonsoeep
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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