So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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