I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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