you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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