Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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