I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just high enough for therapy.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Randomize
