I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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