so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
