East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I deserve this hangover.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Randomize
