Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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