butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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