i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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