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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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