He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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