I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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