Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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