We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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