i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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